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Australian internet stars the Janoskians forgot clothes, but remembered body paint.
Sarah Hayland of Modern Family fame stumbled before presenting the first award of the night, then shouted "Are you fucking kidding me?" which she was well within her right to do.
Britney Spears accepted a sponsored award ("Candies Style Icon") sixteen years after she ushered in the first Teen Choice Awards.
Cara Delevinge's name continues to trip up the most well-meaning of us, including host and Jane the Virgin star Gina Rodriguez.
The Empire boys performed "You're So Beautiful" with a special appearance by Gabourey Sidibe.
John Stamos, 51, showed up and proceeded to act like such a daaaaad with Wiz Khalifa. Wiz Khalifa, on the other hand, acted like a dad by bringing his son Sebastian to walk to the blue carpet with him.
Robin Thicke closed out the night, but we made it through entirely Kardasho-Jenner free, so you win some, you lose some. At the very least, it's a great way to kick off #NoKardashiansForAWeek week.