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While vacationing in St. Barts, the Kardashians treated best cousin friends North West and Penelope Disick to a swim session with a mermaid. For those experiencing completely normal and natural mer-envy, the mermaid—who goes by the name Amarylis—is available for hire. For interested parties, there's more info on her Facebook page.