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Taylor's band of Swifties on Tumblr are tracking the pop star's every dance move. One particular fan questioned the closed-eye swaying, adding, "Taylor this is so important, we need a name for this move." Without further ado, here is how the queen of crazy dance moves defines her latest series of movements, the Mom Croon. She even uses it in a sentence:
Oh, you hate it? Too bad, it's hater-proof.