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Nope, we're not making it up. Kenya Barris, creator of Black-ish, confirmed to Buzzfeed that he is working on a sitcom centered around everyone's favorite Instagram (and actual) couple Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. The show, currently called Ordinary People and part of a three-year contract between Barris and ABC, will be loosely based on the Legends. Here are some potential episode titles that may or may not make their way to television:
Episode 1: Chrissy Eats a Pizza, John Joins Jimmy Fallon’s Fantasy Football League
Episode 2: Chrissy Vacuums in Heels, Says "Just Kidding!," Makes a Mess, John Cleans Up"
Episode 3: Chrissy Puts BBQ Chicken on Her Pizza, John Throws His Hands Up and Groans "Baaaaaaaaaaabe"
Episode 4: Chrissy and Secret Fried Food Talent, "The Chicken Hip"
Episode 5: John Legend Forgets Anniversary, Makes It Up in Doughnut Socks
Episode 6: Chrissy Teigen Was Lucille Ball the Whole Time
Bonus! Stay tuned for the "Nip Slip Blooper Reel."