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In the spirit of Halloween, all living and non-living things are in the process of being transformed into skintight, leggy costumes. No decade, fruit, or knock-off Disney creature is immune from being turned into a spandex catsuit. Fresh from the sexy costume treatment is presidential candidate Donald Trump, presented to you in the form of "Donna T. Rumpshaker." Online costume and lingerie shop Yandy is selling the limited edition blazer, booty shorts, and tie for $69.95. You'll have to memorize and spew Trump's stance on world issues or re-watch the Republican debate because the sparse costume will leave you looking like just another a sexy businessman who prefers red ties over blue.
Although the wig and bright red "Make America Great" hat must be purchased separately (for $9.95 and $7.95 respectively), like most Yandy orders, the costume comes with a complimentary panty, so you won't have to go commando.