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Amy Schumer, comedian, star of Inside Amy Schumer, and newly minted Emmy winner, has urged fans of her friendship with Jennifer Lawrence to take a massive chill pill. Yes, that probably hilarious jet-ski ride the two took this summer made them friends, but not comparable to the friends Amy's had since she was eight.
Amy told E! Online on the Emmys red carpet, "We really like each other, but I think the media blew it up." She continued to explain the exact level of friendship the co-stars have achieved, "We're not BFFs. We're just F's, but we're really good F's." The only natural way to proceed as an "F" it to play it calm and cool and fill Amy's hotel room with balloons to celebrate her Emmy win. Amy captioned the Instagram post, "Never tell Jennifer L your room number." BFF-dom, here she comes.