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Zooey Deschanel Casually Nominated Her Infant Daughter for President

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A campaign manager, Zooey Deschanel seems to know what America needs from its President. A leader? A best friend of Taylor Swift? No. Above all what this country needs is supreme cuteness. America needs an infant—her infant.