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Unless you've been looking very, very carefully, you likely haven't noticed that in everything Kendall Jenner has every Instagrammed, there's been a mysterious mustachioed man next to her. That's at least what a six-month-old Instagram account would have you believe, by taking popular photos of Kendall and photoshopping her "fraternal twin," Kirby Jenner into them.
Though news about the supposed long-lost Kardasho-Jenner went wide earlier this week, "Kirby" finally spoke out in an interview with Dazed this morning. When the magazine asked how the public had somehow managed to ignore his presence for so long, he explained sarcastically:
Would you believe me if I told you that I'm an X-Men and I can turn invisible? Haha, JK but that'd be tight. I freakin love X-Men. My mutant name would be something flashy like Invisible Guy or Ghost Guy or Can't-See-Me Guy. I dunno, I'm just foolin around! But to answer your question more seriously, I think people just never see me because all my car has tinted windows and so does my bedroom.
Because the rest of the interview pretty much goes accordingly, we now have even more questions than answers.