Justin Bieber Is a Mermaid Now

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Who knows what Justin Bieber is doing right now? Do you? That's right, you have no clue. We get it, he's sorry and all that for being a primo horrible person, but even after The Great Apology Tour of 2015, he's still kind of... horrible. First, he went and grabbed the bleach to shed his snowy Canadian roots for a beach blonde Calabasas vibe, and well, he didn't exactly win anyone over.

Now, the Biebster has upped the anti and decided to go for a silver metallic lilac beach ombré mermaid look, because it's never too late to express your planned world domination with a colourful look or something.

Biebs posted a few pictures of him wearing a hoodie next to a red Ferrari so you can only see his floppy fringe and not his face. He didn't caption it, but one commenter who goes by the name of selenagomezoldfanaptly articulated the spirit of this photo: "This Car Is nice but you're fool [sic]."