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Yesterday afternoon, paparazzi managed to take multiple photos of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna driving up to Kris Jenner's house. Though it rather definitively proves that the two are in fact dating (*shamrock emoji*), there remains the very crucial question of what, on earth, these three people are talking about.
Tabloids have been busy with breathless articles claiming the rest of the Kardasho-Jenners are furious about the pairing, which seems logical considering Blac Chyna is the ex-fiancée of Tyga, who's currently dating Rob's sister Kylie. According to People, the two even bonded over their "anger towards the Kardashian-Jenner girls."
So, what are they doing, even? Attending an adorable, finger sandwich–replete meet-and-greet between a future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? Participating in a secret ceremony located in a bunker underneath the estate in which Blac Chyna is officially inducted into the Kardasho-Jenner sphere of influence? Did they simply drove up to the driveway, change their minds and turn around?
No word on whether the Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras indeed kept up with these particular Kardashians, but we'll likely find out in about six months.