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It’s been ten years since Jack Donaghy first criticized Liz Lemon’s particular taste in footwear, and over the course of 30 Rock’s seven-season run, his insults only proliferated, both in viciousness and creativity.
But now that Liz Lemon is off producing her sitcom about a "girl television writer trying to make it in the city... and also she’s a vampire, I guess," what would El Generalissimo have to say about your look today? Spoiler: Probably something that in any other universe besides 30 Rock’s would send him straight to Mr. Weinerslav’s office, or worse, a one-way ticket to Sexcriminalboat.
To mark the tenth anniversary of the pilot episode, which aired on October 11th, 2006, we’ve mashed all of Jack Donaghy’s most biting insults into one, computer-generated Super Jack. (We’re calling it: Not Kenneth.)