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Is This a Bra or a Bib?

No but seriously, WTF is a high-neck bra?

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victoria's secret high neck bra Photo: Victoria’s Secret

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Victoria’s Secret surfaces 30 results for high-neck bras. A few of them are sports bras, so fine, but the rest of them are lacy, cleavage-revealing, neck-hugging designs that, to be honest, look like super-sexy (and uncomfortable) bibs.

Do you need a super-sexy bib? More importantly, where and when might you wear a super-sexy bib this holiday season? We have a few ideas!

  • While enjoying a sexy lobster dinner on Christmas Eve
  • While making gingerbread houses/holiday cookies/any other seasonal dessert that’s heavy on the flour (so messy!)
  • While participating in a Jingle Jog with your fitness-crazed friends or family — just write your race number on your bra and go!
  • While taking a spin behind the pottery wheel to make custom bowls and mugs for your loved ones
victoria's secret crop bra Victoria’s Secret Metallic High-Neck Bra, $56.50

If you really think about it, though, this item is sort of the turducken of lingerie; it’s like a turtleneck ate a crop top that ate a bralette. So good on VS, we suppose, for hitting three trends in one perplexing — but perhaps, under the right circumstances, practical? — item.

Victoria’s Secret Crochet Lace Unlined High-Neck Bra Victoria’s Secret Crochet Lace Unlined High-Neck Bra, $59.50