Kanye's Yeezy Models Aren't Allowed to Move Fast or Slow or Look at the Jumbotron

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Kanye's Yeezy Season 3 fashion week presentation went down at Madison Square Garden tonight. The show, which is live-streaming at Tidal right here, boasts about 200 models. They were all following these rules.

"do not act cool"

"welp no problem there" pic.twitter.com/YHNqpzhESt

— skylar bergl (@skylarbergl) February 11, 2016

Naomi Campbell, who was the most high-profile model in attendance, broke the "no sexy posing" rule because she's Naomi Campbell. Otherwise, the models pretty much followed the rules. Nobody looked at the jumbotron, there were only movements at medium speeds, etc.

Photo: JP Yim/Getty Images

Models started dropping around the fifth track to take a breather on the floor. It created some more interesting compositions, but since they couldn't smile, they each just looked super dejected. If you want to really get into it, feel free to play a game of spot the misspellings. There are several.