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Hey, did you hear about those two turtles boning at the Mathieu Mirano presentation last night? It's pretty much the ideal fashion week story. There's will-they-won't-they love and torrid public sex and glamour and desert landscapes. It's got it all! The hard part for editors is giving a story like this the headline it deserves. Join us, will you, for a headline brainstorm.
May Your Valentine's Day Be as Spontaneous and Glamorous as These Turtles Boning at a Fashion Show
Coming Out of His Shell
Slow and Steady Wins the Fashion Show and Also the Sex
Surprise Tortoise Sex Upstaged Fashion
In Fashion, Sex Shells
At New York Fashion Week, Sex Shells
A Wild, Tortoise Affair
Turtle Necks (And More!) at Fashion Week
Sea Turtles Bone
Horny Teenage Model Turtles
The Tortoise and What to Wear (and What to Have Sex With, Which Is Another Tortoise)
The Tortoise and the Bare (Naked Turtle Sex)