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If you were anyone other than these two giant balls of fur on the sidelines of today's Fendi Milan Fashion Week show, then what, even, were you doing there. Look at these guys! What a pair! What a truly perfect Instagram opp.
Except, that they're kind of terrifying. These dudes are life-sized versions of the Fendirumi Piro-chan and Bug-kun, which are bag charms. Here's what they look like next to a standing person, for reference.
And here they are IN MOTION.
Get out of my nightmares.