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The Super Bowl 50 commercials started trickling onto the internet, and while the Victoria's Secret commercial doesn't include Amy Schumer or Drake dancing to "Hotline Bling," it does include lots and lots of sexy football puns.
Though the commercial won't air on television until the game kicks off (hey look, another one!), it's available to watch online now. In it, the "Angels" face off against the "Devils" in a game of football made up entirely of lingerie models.
In the spirit of sports, advertising, and boobs, here are all the puns said by the announcer, ranked from worst to best:
6. "Balls loose!"
"Balls loose" comes in last not only because it's lazy, but also because it's a little nonsensical. Sure, there's the easy connection between sexy lingerie and balls, but which "balls" are we talking about here? Dudes' balls? Boobs? Why are either of them be loose in the first place? Nothing about this pun is sexy.
5. "Great support up front."
An okay reference to cleavage, but not as good as #3.
4. "She knows how to play the field."
We knew this was coming.
3. "Great coverage by the Angels — they're known for that."
This one manages to be both a descriptive sports term and an effective marketing tool for Victoria's Secret. Well done.
2. "Score more!"
Pithy, catchy, and easy to chant. Solid pun!
1. "Lima surveys the D."
Subtle, yet profoundly dirty. Brava.
Watch the extended cut of the spot below.