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What do you do when you've been randomly plucked from the streets of Los Angeles to act as Channing Tatum's Valentine's Day date on live television? First, you say, "Yes please," and second, you make the world's most spectacular facial expressions.
This week, Jimmy Kimmel Live found the first person on Hollywood Boulevard who was willing to be Channing Tatum's valentine. Naturally, this took zero time whatsoever, and stumbled upon Jenna, a student on her way home from school. She didn't even have time to remove her parka and scarf before Tatum was already putting his arm around her, twirling, and feeding her candy hearts.
It looked like this:
Which then led to this:
Which became this:
An expression so full of emotion that it had to be covered up:
He then began feeding her Valentine's Day candy hearts:
Then got down on one knee:
Then gave a sexy smirk:
A point at which Jenna, much like the audience, couldn't take it anymore.
Watch it all in filmic form in the video below, if you can even handle it.