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Okay, so, I want to start by saying maybe — maybe — I was wrong. I recently posited that Kylie Jenner is saddled with a strange predicament: as the youngest Kardashian/Jenner, she is unable to rebel. With her family-sanctioned older boyfriend and artificially-enhanced food hole, there's no way for her to shock. And then I saw something that shocked me:
Ewwww. Ewwww, am I right? If you refused to watch this NSFMealtimes snap, it features Tyga feeding Kylie pasghetti, like the very sexy baby that she is. She's got the pigtails, the no makeup (or, okay, toned-down makeup), and the inability or unwillingness to use simple tools that we most commonly associate with the very, very young. Honestly, is this the sub-five-year-old sex tape that former Gawker editor A.J. Daulerio would refuse to publish?
While Kylie has spent most of her very public youth trying to look older, it seems she is finally trying to capture that childhood she never had. As an 18-year-old who believes that 30 is too old to have a baby, perhaps Kylie is realizing that her youth is quickly slipping away and trying to grab at it with two widdle baby hands. We know she realizes she grew up too fast, so is she trying to forcibly stop that process by regressing into infant status?
While we wait for her next snap — of Tyga jingling keys in her face while she laughs and claps — consider this: a line of Kylie's Kribs, pacifiers shaped like her lips, and low-cut onesies would all sell like gangbusters, but is this a change in her personal brand the teens will embrace? Or is Kylie just trying to relate to the next generation of Kardashian fans?
The search for Jenner lips