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Your Dog Needs This $78 Free People Flower Crown

Photo: Free People

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Before today, dogs of the world have faced a conundrum: How can they demonstrate both their superiority over all other dogs and their unique free-spirited attitude in one fell swoop? By wearing a collar? A lame-ass bandana? No. Your dog needs something better, something that costs far, far more than the requisite pet store dog-cessory. It needs this $78 Free People handmade flower crown, and it needs one now.

The Puppy Flower Crown, available exclusively at the retailer that brought you artisanal sticks, comes in both rose and daisy varieties. Though there are two sizes, one for small and one for medium-to-large dogs, Yahoo notes that it unfortunately does not ship outside the continental United States, which doesn't really matter considering the only dogs wearing this particular flower crown will likely be attending Coachella.

As a bonus, here is another bulldog modeling the daisy version:

Once again, don't even think about not buying one.