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Taylor Swift Is on Vacation Right Now, Like Everyone Else Besides You

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It's the middle of March, which means everyone has ditched whichever mud-covered permafrost that they currently reside in and headed off to a tropical paradise. Everyone but you, of course.

But lest you think celebrity everygirl Taylor Swift would be one of the few precious .001% still stuck at home and ready to commiserate, you would be wrong.

Instead, she's busy making out with Calvin Harris on the beach:

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Writing adorable love letters in the sand:

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Jetskiing:

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

Pretending to be a Victoria's Secret model:

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

And worst of all, jumping on one of those awesome ocean trampolines:

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Et tu, Taylor?