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It's the middle of March, which means everyone has ditched whichever mud-covered permafrost that they currently reside in and headed off to a tropical paradise. Everyone but you, of course.
But lest you think celebrity everygirl Taylor Swift would be one of the few precious .001% still stuck at home and ready to commiserate, you would be wrong.
Instead, she's busy making out with Calvin Harris on the beach:
Writing adorable love letters in the sand:
Pretending to be a Victoria's Secret model:
And worst of all, jumping on one of those awesome ocean trampolines:
Et tu, Taylor?