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Oh, you're annoyed by St. Patrick's Day because March 17th is now widely used as an excuse to blanket the sidewalks with halfway-digested Guinness? Sorry, but Mariah Carey is having none of your bummer attitude.
While on tour in London today, she left her hotel wearing a gown as glorious, green, and shimmering as the Emerald Isle. Before departing, she captioned an Instagram of the dress "Happy #Stpatricksday!! #eringobragh."
Here it is in its entirety, wishing a happy St. Patrick's Day to even the grumpiest of revelers: