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Kim Kardashian is in the holiday spirit, and you know what that means: more products marketing her image and likeness! That's right Saint Kimberly, or more likely Kimaprincess, Inc., has released a special Easter-themed pack of Emojis just in time for this Sunday's holiday.
We're sure you're friends and family will be absolutely delighted when they wake up Easter morning to find their texts filled with Kimoji's gold eggs, a chocolate bunny, a chick, or one of two stain glass Jesuses. What these have to do with Kim Kardashian is still a mystery, but there are more on-brand cartoons, like an image of Kardashian in bunny ears, money with her face on it, and the Jesus/Yeesuz conflation.
We can only imagine the Kimoji-laced Tweetstorm Kanye will go on come this hallowed Sunday.
"Step up in this bitch like I'm the one your chick like"
"I wish I were tall and skinny like this chocolate bunny rabbit
"No one is looking at what Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day" (Real quote!)
"All I want to do is bring beauty and love to the world through design"
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 24, 2016