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Prince George's Reviews of Snow, Peter Pan Collars, Other Babies, and More

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Prince George, he of the tiny backpacks and elbow patches, may not be the best-dressed royal in the world (that title belongs to a four-year-old in Sweden), but he does hold a different distinction: owner of the sassiest facial expressions.

Because he's just two years old, Prince George has yet to be trained in the art of the perma-polite smile all royals share, and therefore is the only member of the monarchy who can truly, honestly express an opinion through his face.

The most recent of these came this morning, when his family released photographs of their ski trip to the French Alps. Though it marked Prince George's first experience with snow, the reviews were in: it's okay.

Below, Prince George reviews other things, from adorable Australian marsupials to chewing on his mother's hair.

The Royal Wave

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Too confusing.

Rolling Down a Hill

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Excellent. Would do again.

Peter Pan Collars

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Not for everyone.

Snow

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Just okay.

Windows

Photo: Max Mumby/Indigo/Getty Images

A plus.

Eating Hair

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Delicious.

Dresses

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Overrated.

Sweater Vests

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Underrated.

Toys

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Great for not sharing.

Other Babies

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Pointless.

Biting

Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images

A top five activity.

Sports

Photo: Mark Cuthbert/Getty Images

A less fun way to exercise than rolling down a hill.

Athletes

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Less fun than sports.

Australia

Photo: Mark Nolan/Getty Images

Fine.

Bilbys

Photo: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Medium.

Stuffed Bilbys

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Better.

Yoga

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Too easy.

School

Photo: @KensingtonRoyal/Twitter

A great excuse to carry a tiny backpack.

Princess Charlotte

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Almost as cute as me.