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Prince George, he of the tiny backpacks and elbow patches, may not be the best-dressed royal in the world (that title belongs to a four-year-old in Sweden), but he does hold a different distinction: owner of the sassiest facial expressions.
Because he's just two years old, Prince George has yet to be trained in the art of the perma-polite smile all royals share, and therefore is the only member of the monarchy who can truly, honestly express an opinion through his face.
The most recent of these came this morning, when his family released photographs of their ski trip to the French Alps. Though it marked Prince George's first experience with snow, the reviews were in: it's okay.
Below, Prince George reviews other things, from adorable Australian marsupials to chewing on his mother's hair.
The Royal Wave
Photo: Anwar Hussein/Getty Images
Too confusing.
Rolling Down a Hill
Photo: Mark Cuthbert/Getty Images
Excellent. Would do again.
Peter Pan Collars
Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Not for everyone.
Snow
Photo: John Stillwell/Getty Images
Just okay.
Windows
Photo: Max Mumby/Indigo/Getty Images
A plus.
Eating Hair
Photo: Samir Hussein/Getty Images
Delicious.
Dresses
Photo: WPA Pool/Getty Images
Overrated.
Sweater Vests
Photo: Handout/Getty Images
Underrated.
Toys
Photo: Samir Hussein/Getty Images
Great for not sharing.
Other Babies
Photo: Pool/Getty Images
Pointless.
Biting
Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images
A top five activity.
Sports
Photo: Mark Cuthbert/Getty Images
A less fun way to exercise than rolling down a hill.
Athletes
Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Less fun than sports.
Australia
Photo: Mark Nolan/Getty Images
Fine.
Bilbys
Photo: Samir Hussein/Getty Images
Medium.
Stuffed Bilbys
Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Better.
Yoga
Photo: Max Mumby/Indigo/Getty Images
Too easy.
School
Photo: @KensingtonRoyal/Twitter
A great excuse to carry a tiny backpack.
Princess Charlotte
Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Almost as cute as me.