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Regular, everyday, famous billionaire Taylor Swift is just like you. She hates cardio, can never find what music to listen to while working out, and sometimes Apple hires her be in videos where she must spectacularly and cartoonishly eat it on a treadmill.
In the ad released today, Taylor Swift wears some very cute athleisure (with cutouts!) and pairs it with cat eyeliner, because of course Taylor Swift works out in cat eyeliner. At first, she can't decide which song to listen to, but she eventually comes to the same conclusion we all do, which is that the only way to make exercising tolerable is to pair it with listening to Drake. Indeed, she finds herself so hyped on the song "Jumpman" that she immediately falls off the treadmill.
Watch the whole thing below (the good stuff starts around the 45-second mark).
Somewhere, Taylor Swift's stunt double is icing her lip.