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Blue Ivy's Mystical Princess Party Will Laugh in the Face of Your Childhood

By Kenzie Bryant Apr 12, 2016, 5:21pm EDT

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Do you think you had an okay childhood? That's great! But Blue Ivy's childhood sees your childhood and is like, "K." Comparisons are odious is a thing a mom said probably, but check out this party Blue and Beyoncé threw (presumably for the former's birthday, which was on January 7th). It's so great, you'll want to have a kid so you can live vicariously through it and give it all the things you never had, like a full fairy garden complete with princesses, a lounge area, toddler-sized tents, and paper flowers you can't DIY yourself no matter how many Pinterest tutorials you read, for example.

Blue wore two outfits to this party: a straight princess look, tulle and all, and a dress with a butterfly print (bugs: so hot right now).