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Taylor Swift Looks Unrecognizable on the Cover of Vogue

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

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At last the iHeartRadio Music Awards earlier this month, Taylor accepted one of her multiple awards by saying, "This is probably my last awards show for a while." It sure wasn't, however, her last magazine cover. This morning, Vogue debuted its May cover, and lo and behold, it's Taylor Swift — or is it?

Here's the cover:

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Wait, Taylor Swift? Is that you? Are you sure it isn't Michelle Williams? Or Miley Cyrus in her new "Swedish porn star" haircut?

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Tilda? Is that you, Tilda?

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Oh, I get it now, it's Karlie!

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

This is one thousand percent a photo of Karlie Kloss.

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Or — hang on a sec, that's Anna Ewers, right?

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Definitely Anna Ewers, or at least someone from the Alexander Wang crew.

Photo: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Vogue

Okay, new theory: This isn't Taylor Swift, but it's also not any of the other models. It's an amalgamation of all of their faces together. Yes. That's who this is.