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Mariah Carey, singer and person who has never heard of Jennifer Lopez, doesn't do things the way other people do things. While you try to make your vacation Instagrams look all easy and effortless, Mariah Carey will stage some delightfully cheesy glamour shots in a bright red wetsuit. You're annoyed by St. Patrick's Day? Mariah will wear the evening-gown version of St. Patrick's Day, just to spite your hip ennui.
It's no surprise, then, that Mariah Carey's "making pizza with the family" look involves neither sweats, nor flannel, nor even an apron. While stopping in Milan on her European tour with daughter Monroe, Mariah made a wood-fired pizza while wearing what appears to be bridal lingerie and pom-pom stilettos:
Here is another look at said stilettos:
When in Rome (or at least relatively nearby), do as Mariah does.