The Queen Is Looking for a Social Media Editor. Here Is My Royal Application.

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Private Secretary’s Office

Buckingham Palace, London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom

Dear Royal Communications Team,

My name is Adele Chapin and I'm writing in regards to the Digital Engagement position listed on the British Monarchy's website — the one that pays up to £50,000 a year for a 37.5-hour workweek that involves uploading Prince George and Princess Charlotte photos to Instagram.

I'm so in, and not just for the free lunches or 33 days of vacation. I'm willing to drop everything and move across the pond to steer The Queen and The Royal Household's social media presence.

Why should you hire me for this high-profile position? I have experience using a range of content management systems, social media platforms, and analytics tools. I also have a proven strategy to maximize likes and retweets. It involves daily Instagrams of Princess Charlotte and fluffy stuffed animals.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to be able to share two new photographs of Princess Charlotte. They were taken by The Duchess in early November at their home in Norfolk. The Duke and Duchess continue to receive warm messages about Princess Charlotte from all around the world and they hope that everyone enjoys these lovely photos as much as they do.

A photo posted by Kensington Palace (@kensingtonroyal) on Nov 29, 2015 at 4:35am PST

Also, has Prince George ever posed with Lupo the dog WHILE Prince George is wearing his tiny backpack? I feel that is an opportunity.

Prince George arrives for his first day at Westacre Montessori School nursery in Norfolk today. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have released two photographs to mark the occasion. They show Prince George standing in front of the mural on the outside of the nursery building. Photograph ©The Duchess of Cambridge

A photo posted by Kensington Palace (@kensingtonroyal) on Jan 6, 2016 at 8:27am PST

This was a great start, but could we also get Prince Harry and Prince William on the set of Suicide Squad or some superhero movie as well?

Prince Harry has made a new friend...

A photo posted by Kensington Palace (@kensingtonroyal) on Apr 19, 2016 at 6:07am PDT

Please find my CV attached. Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you!

Best,

Adele Chapin