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URGENT: Today, during the Obamas' visit with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, there emerged a photograph in dire need of a caption. It is of Prince Philip acting as an Uber driver for the President of the United States, the First Lady, and the ruler of the British monarchy.
In the entire world of British and American comic sensibilities, the diverse field of car humor, and good ol' fashioned jokes about politicians, there's gotta be something there.
Plus, look at their facial expressions! There's Queen Elizabeth's mysterious side-eye:
Michelle's pursed lips:
Barry really hoping they all get there in one piece:
And Philip, who's just happy to be there:
If there is any good in the world, this photo will soon be anointed with a genius caption. Godspeed, internet.