Goop's Mother's Day Gift Guide Includes $10,000 Binoculars and $300 Sweatpants

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Not sure what to get your mom for Mother’s Day? Gwyneth Paltrow’s got a few ideas! The Goopster shared her gift guides (yes, plural) earlier today, complete with options for the globe-trotter, the monogram lover, and moms who prefer experiences to gift-wrapped presents (although each experience featured is in fact paired with a corresponding Goop-approved good, so make of that what you will). And, in news unlikely to shock anybody familiar with GP, there are a lot of very fancy, extraordinarily expensive gift picks in the mix.

First up? A diamond-studded yellow gold ID bracelet from Hoorsenbuhs, priced at $10,500. Note that although this present appears in the “personalized gifts” section of Gwyneth’s guide, it doesn’t actually come monogrammed, so factor that in if you’re planning to splurge. Team Goop also recommends a Goyard tote customized by DTLA; the bags themselves are priced from $1,200 and up, and DTLA’s artwork starts at $175. You could also opt for one of Burberry’s classic trenches, which will set you back $1,945 if you get it stitched with her initials (and you must!).

Monogrammed stuff not your mom’s thing? How about Leica’s $10,100 binoculars, made in collaboration with Hermès (that explains the price) and guaranteed to make your mother feel like the baddest bitch in the opera box? Or Eddie Harrop’s $1,235 leather weekender bag, splashed with a giant glittery star that lets Mom know she is a star? Gwyneth would say it’s just the thing for your mother to bring on her relaxing spa getaway at Meadowood in Napa Valley (priced from $500), but in fact, there’s a $2,200 Louis Vuitton duffel she recommends for that particular trip.

Finally, for the mom who'd rather be a millennial (aka the "momlennial"), there's Stella McCartney's $145 bejeweled iPhone case and NLST's drop-crotch sweatpants, which cost $295, look like something out of Justin Bieber's closet — and are somehow already sold out. (To be fair, they do look incredibly comfortable.)