Headed to the Beach This Weekend? Stick It to the Haters in a Swimsuit Like Amy Schumer’s!

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Tired of dealing with body-shaming dummies on the internet? Here's a recipe for "sticking it to the haters" this Memorial Day weekend, beginning with your ingredients:

1. Womanhood

2. A career in the public eye

3. A cute suit!

4. A body, preferably your own

5. A body of water (optional)

Combine all, post on your preferred social platform, and burn some trolls. This is a tried-and-true method by one Amy Schumer. I'm going to get some heat for this, but it's better than grandma's recipe tbh.

I meant to write "good morning trolls!" I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!

A photo posted by @amyschumer on May 24, 2016 at 10:44am PDT