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Never again must we be confronted with Etsy mugs that say things like, "Freak out, you're going to be a dad!" or Facebook photos where the dude holds two bags of ice next to a woman pointing to her uterus (get it?!?!). Just when the vast sphere of announcing your pregnancy on the internet was starting to feel stale, innovators Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have come up with an entirely new way of announcing the teleological purpose of their lovemaking: simultaneously Instagramming custom emoji versions of her pregnant body!
This afternoon, Blac Chyna shared the following:
While Rob did the same:
Congrats! Oh wait, I mean: