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Hilary Duff went shopping in Brentwood today wearing a vest, skinny jeans, a leather jacket, and a number of buns in her hair. How many buns, you ask? Definitely more than one but maybe less than three. Or four. It's hard to tell.
Consider this photo, in which you can see Hilary Duff, clearly with at least one bun:
But wait! There's definitely two. But is there another one on the other side that we just can't see?
Is that — is that a third?
NOPE, DEF JUST ONE:
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But is it — wait, that's the same photo from before:
Photo: Fame Flynet
OKAY IT'S TOTALLY TWO:
Photo: Fame Flynet
Or maybe Hilary knows exactly what she's doing, and is simply messing with us.
Photo: Fame Flynet
Either way, we need answers.