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The fashion house that brought you the Karlito, a $1,750 fur keychain replica of Karl Lagerfeld, isn't going to churn out run-of-the-mill briefcases.
The eye-catching bags that went down the runway today at Fendi's Spring 2017 menswear show in Milan featured the brand's signature, off-kilter 3-D flowers...
... some crazy straps for briefcases that look kind of like Fendi's $1,000 removeable purse straps...
... and a bag that is officially the angriest slash cutest briefcase around. Wouldn't you like to wave that in your fellow commuters' faces? Fendi must be digging the internet lately, after naming a bag last year the "Dotcom" and now designing bags with emoji directly on them.
This backpack has a face too, but it's more Matisse than emoji.
And if a full-size face is too intense for you, there's always a bag fob.
Fendi debuted the bags against the perfect summer backdrop — an indoor pool with branded Fendi diving board, of course. Now having that wouldn't make us grumpy at all...