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Despite accomplishing glamorous, grown-up feats like attending Cannes and landing Chanel campaigns, here is a reminder that celebrity spawn and tiny pair of cheekbones Lily-Rose Depp is still a mere teenager: She went to prom!
But oh wait, just kidding! Before you, non-celebrity, feel like you finally have something in common with Lily-Rose Depp, don't worry. It wasn't that kind of prom. You see, Lily-Rose Depp did not experience a horrific spray tanning mishap or accidentally cement her eyelid shut with lash glue or make any of the same mistakes you or I would make as teenagers entrusted with making ourselves look not terrible for a night.
Lily-Rose Depp, along with her other celebrity spawn-friend Harley Quinn Smith, looked like this:
Last night, the @yogahosers went to Prom! @harleyquinnnn_ & @lilyrose_depp had dates of course but (ever on guard for thee) they were there strictly to chew bubble gum and squish Bratzis! And from all reports, they were all out of bubble gum... #harleyquinnsmith #lilyrosedepp #yogahosers #thecolleens #prom #losangeles #harleyquinn
(Note: "Bratzi" is a made-up term meaning "a Canadian Nazi made of bratwurst" from Yoga Hosers, Kevin James's movie that Harley Quinn and Lily-Rose both star in; and no, we don't know what this movie is about, either.)
Once again, Lily-Rose Depp is 17, and you are a thousand.