This Fragrance Called 'Money' Can't Be Real – Can It?

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On October 2nd, a members-only website called Touch of Modern will sell an apparently-10-year-old fragrance called Money. Money is a fragrance that smells like – and will allegedly help you get more – money, at least according to the most amusing press release I've ever read.

"For over a decade the luxury fragrance brand Money has helped put men and women on a path to success using the motivational power of scent," says the author of the masterfully written document. There is also the exciting news that the fragrances His Money and the brand new His Money: Make It Rain 2017 will be available to purchase. (A scent called Her Money also exists in this portfolio. It's unclear if it's 30% smaller than the men's version.)

To learn more about this incredible scent and the opportunity to buy it, please take this quiz and see if you can figure out which of these lines was actually written about this fragrance and which I just made up to amuse myself: