Everything You Need to Recreate Beyoncé's Pregnancy Masterpiece

With just a bit of tulle, you too can be a billionaire superstar currently expecting twins.

By Rebecca Jennings Feb 1, 2017, 2:55pm EST

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Urgent update: Democracy’s global collapse will be taking a brief hiatus to celebrate the fact that the only good person among us left, Beyoncé, is pregnant with twins!

She revealed the first positive piece of information any of us have heard in months via a highly elaborate photo shoot:

We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. - The Carters

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Feb 1, 2017 at 10:39am PST

Like any sane, smart person, you are now thinking: “How can I build this exact set in my home so I can recreate this photo for my own nonexistent unborn twins?” Great news! Here’s how: