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Urgent update: Democracy’s global collapse will be taking a brief hiatus to celebrate the fact that the only good person among us left, Beyoncé, is pregnant with twins!
She revealed the first positive piece of information any of us have heard in months via a highly elaborate photo shoot:
Like any sane, smart person, you are now thinking: “How can I build this exact set in my home so I can recreate this photo for my own nonexistent unborn twins?” Great news! Here’s how:
Agent Provocateur Lorna Scalloped Embroidered Tulle Underwired Bra, $130
Silky blue underwear, $28
Mint green tulle, $5.25 for 100 yards
MAC Lipstick in Lady Danger, $17
Oversize floral wreath, $150
Blue sky seamless pattern, downloadable here
Cost of spending next weekend watching zero news and building a Beyoncé-approved photo studio in your apartment: priceless.