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Just a Very, Very Long List of Fleece Puns No One Asked For

This is our masterfleece.

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Today, Tiffany made a grave and wonderful mistake: She asked for help on a headline for an article about fleeces, and the entire staff of the website lost our goddamn pun-loving minds.

Herewith, a completely uncalled-for list of fleece-based puns of wildly varying quality and soundness of internal logic, just because:

A New Fleece On Life

Fleece on Earth, Good Will to Men

Fleeces of Me

On Fleek(ce)


A Million Little Fleeces

Fleece Come Undone

Fleeced Lightning

Speak Your Fleece

Inner Fleece

Fleece and Thank You

Human Fleecency

Fleece of Shit

A Fleece of the Pie

Fleece’s Pieces

Reese’s Fleeces

Fleece Witherspoon

Fleece and Desist

War and Fleece

Your New Side Fleece

In Fleece-nt Memory

Fleece All That

A Separate Fleece

Actress Dianne Fleece-t

A Companion Fleece

Fleece in the Middle East

Get Your Fleece-um Dress On

Canada Fleece

Rest in Fleece

Beauty and the Fleece

Fleece Just Not That Into You

Love You to Fleeces

All We Are Saying Is Give Fleece a Chance

Fleece Offering

Five Easy Fleeces

All the Fleeces, Fleeces, Fleeces of Me

Fleece-us Christ

In-fleece-ent Exposure

A Fleece of Work

Fleece, Fleece, Fleece, Let Me Get What I Want

Fuck the Po-fleece

And one very special, totally-unusable-as-a-headline-but-clearly-genius contribution from Chavie:

“To the window, to the wall!/ Til the sweat drop down my balls/ Til all these females crawl.../ Til all these FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE/ All these FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE goddamn!”