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Today, Tiffany made a grave and wonderful mistake: She asked for help on a headline for an article about fleeces, and the entire staff of the website lost our goddamn pun-loving minds.
Herewith, a completely uncalled-for list of fleece-based puns of wildly varying quality and soundness of internal logic, just because:
A New Fleece On Life
Fleece on Earth, Good Will to Men
Fleeces of Me
On Fleek(ce)
Thinkfleece
A Million Little Fleeces
Fleece Come Undone
Fleeced Lightning
Speak Your Fleece
Inner Fleece
Fleece and Thank You
Human Fleecency
Fleece of Shit
A Fleece of the Pie
Fleece’s Pieces
Reese’s Fleeces
Fleece Witherspoon
Fleece and Desist
War and Fleece
Your New Side Fleece
In Fleece-nt Memory
Fleece All That
A Separate Fleece
Actress Dianne Fleece-t
A Companion Fleece
Fleece in the Middle East
Get Your Fleece-um Dress On
Canada Fleece
Rest in Fleece
Beauty and the Fleece
Fleece Just Not That Into You
Love You to Fleeces
All We Are Saying Is Give Fleece a Chance
Fleece Offering
Five Easy Fleeces
All the Fleeces, Fleeces, Fleeces of Me
Fleece-us Christ
In-fleece-ent Exposure
A Fleece of Work
Fleece, Fleece, Fleece, Let Me Get What I Want
Fuck the Po-fleece
And one very special, totally-unusable-as-a-headline-but-clearly-genius contribution from Chavie:
“To the window, to the wall!/ Til the sweat drop down my balls/ Til all these females crawl.../ Til all these FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE/ All these FLEECE FLEECE FLEECE goddamn!”