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This past weekend, my mom walked into my apartment and commented that it smelled amazing. This was great news, because I really needed to take out my trash and I had leftover Panda Express in my fridge that probably shouldn’t have been there anymore.
I knew right away that she was referring to the lingering scent of the Davines Oi Body Wash ($25) I use in the shower every morning, since that’s the main reason I use this body wash in the first place. It makes my entire bathroom — and eventually my entire apartment — smell like a very expensive, slightly musky spa.
I can’t truly put into words how good this smells, which I know is problematic for a story like this. But let me tell you: It smells so good. It smells like you just did yoga and the instructor came around to rub essential oil on your temples. It smells like a hot guy who works as a paddle board instructor. It smells like going on vacation to a place with a floating hotel and a hammock.
If I haven’t sold it to you by now, then I’m convinced you just don’t want to smell good.