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Which Céline Dion Bag You Should Buy, Based on Your Favorite Céline Dion Song

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Celine Dion performs onstage during the 2015 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 22, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
“If I clutch you like this / And you tote me like that...”
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Continuing her streak as the best/only good thing about 2017, Céline Dion birthed a new collection of handbags today as part of her much-anticipated lifestyle brand launch. So far, nine styles ranging from $78 to $298 are available exclusively at Nordstrom, including a clutch, a backpack, and several types of totes. And according to WWD, Dion’s collection will eventually include about 50 styles overall.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Much like the French-Canadian icon’s impressive vocal range, that’s a lot to take in! But don’t fret; I’m here to help you figure out which of Dion’s new bags will suit you best. All you have to do is pick your favorite Céline Dion single!

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “My Heart Will Go On”:

Céline Dion Presto Nylon Tote, $138
Céline Dion Presto Nylon Tote, $138

Still get choked up every time you listen to Titanic’s epic love theme? Like the ocean itself, this bag is very blue and very huge — and costs a hell of a lot less than Rose’s massive diamond.

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “Beauty and the Beast”:

Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Clutch, $78
Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Clutch, $78

One side’s sweet and looks great in gold; the other may seem plain, but it’s worth a second look. Sound familiar?

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now”:

Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Hobo, $108
Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Hobo, $108

Just as Céline can’t shake the memories of her long-lost lover, certain trends — like the ’70s-style hobo bag, which cycles in and out of favor on a near-annual basis — just keep coming back (to you now).

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “Because You Loved Me”:

Céline Dion Triad Leather Satchel, $248
Céline Dion Triad Leather Satchel, $248

With its three (count ‘em — three!) interior compartments, structured shape, and metal feet, this is one seriously organized, sturdy-ass office bag. In other words, it’ll be your strength when you’re weak (i.e. hungover, sleep-deprived, and/or hangry).

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “The Power of Love”:

Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Satchel, $98
Céline Dion Symphony Faux Leather Satchel, $98

With lines like “Whenever you reach for me / I'll do all that I can” and “Lost is how I'm feeling / Lying in your arms,” Céline’s sweetest love song deserves an equally sweet bag. This tote decorated with gold honeycombs ought to fit the bill — and the fact that it comes in the color of love doesn’t hurt, either.

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “I Drove All Night”:

Céline Dion Presto Nylon Backpack, $168
Céline Dion Presto Nylon Backpack, $168

Big enough to fit a small laptop, snacks, reading material, and more, this backpack is ideal for commuters — even if you’ll be stuck in transit for hours.

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “That’s the Way It Is”:

Céline Dion Octave Leather Satchel, $298
Céline Dion Octave Leather Satchel, $298

Nordstrom calls the Octave “the pièce de résistance of Céline's debut handbag collection” — so why not pair it with the singer’s musical magnum opus? (Yes, “That’s the Way It Is” is the best Céline Dion song. Do not fight me on this. You will lose.)

If your favorite Céline Dion song is “All By Myself”:

Céline Dion Presto Nylon Crossbody Bag, $108
Céline Dion Presto Nylon Crossbody Bag, $108

You seriously need to rethink your song choice. But here, have a crossbody bag.