Aisling Quinn
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Aisling is a writer and actor who frequents the glamorous bus route between Boston and NYC. In her spare time she aspires to be Laura Linney. Follow @obviouschild on Twitter for what her Mom raves are "jokes I don't get." Instagram AEQ85
Rejected Met Gala Themes
We would go see many of these, tbh.
Kanye West's 2020 Campaign Promises
Kanye West announced his 2020 presidential bid with a mic drop at the 2015 VMAs. In 2018, he picked the mic up again and hopped on the campaign trail with a few choice promises for his fellow citizens.
Ex-Boyfriend Book Blurbs
When you've closed the book on a guy, but friends and family still offer soundbites on the relationship.
How Matt Damon Consoled Ben Affleck Over Texts, Probably
When Ben Affleck announced his divorce to wife of ten years, Jennifer Garner, it hit harder than we all expected. So imagine how Ben felt. Then imagine how Matt Damon comforted his best friend.
If Wedding Websites Were Brutally Honest
When couples stop being cute…and start getting real.
If Oblivious Americans Could Name Britain's New Princess
Americans everywhere (everywhere!) are psyched that Britain's newest princess was born May 2 at 8:24am London time. While I waited for the formal introduction, I batted around a few names that I think really encompass the country she's about to rule. Well, she'll rule after Charles. And William. Also, George. And Parliament. But anyway, there's a lot of good stuff here, Kate Middleton. Take notes.
The Art of Getting Ready: A Series of Haikus
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And this beholder is kinda tipsy.
Dear Kanye: An Advice Column for Our Times
Kanye lives to advise, so live by Kanye's advice.