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Juno DeMelo

I’ve Worn This Perfume for Nearly 4,000 Days and I’m Not Sick of It

A decade in, and I’m still in love.

By Juno DeMelo March 20, 2017

Just Tell Me If It Has Pockets, and Other Online Shopping Filters That Should Exist

Like "bra-friendly" and "can be worn with tights."

By Juno DeMelo February 22, 2016

I Have Cellulite and I Wear Shorts

You will probably survive the experience of witnessing my thighs.

By Juno DeMelo July 10, 2015

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The Dark Side of My Pinterest Wedding

How DIYing your own wedding can slowly drive you insane.

By Juno DeMelo June 3, 2015

Why I Love My Bitchy Resting Face

My secret to success: never smile.

By Juno DeMelo March 27, 2015

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