The Bizarre Poetry of ASOS Product Descriptions
They’re honestly kind of moving?
Keep That Pearl Barf Off My Clothes
It’s a thing, and I hate it.
Hey Brands, Cool It With the Punny Names
Can you get through this piece without groaning to death?
Danielle Brooks and Universal Standard Launch a Three-Piece Collection
It includes tailored overalls, an asymmetrical shirtdress, and a multi-way sweater dress.
Earrings That’ll Have People Asking, “Hey, Do You Teach Art to Kids?”
25 pairs, to be exact.
Meet the Designer Making the Best Plus-Size Leather Jackets
Sizes go up to 28.
Amazing Jeans Can't Solve All Your Problems but Buying These Won't Hurt
They gave me my perfect jeans *moment.*
These F21 Faux Fur Jackets Are So Effing Cool
Not to mention size-inclusive and super affordable.
Feminist T-Shirts That Are Just Slightly Off
The Future Is a Female (???)
Finally, the Colorful, Sculptural Coat That Plus-Size Girls Deserve
It’s the anti-Typical Plus Coat.