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When the media has a tendency to stretch the truth and sensationalize, Lindsay Lohan's Instagram is a safe haven for filtered self-expression. The former child starlet uses the image posting app to inform her 4 million followers that doesn't know what her shadow looks like, greet them in Hindi using tanned Bitmojis, and thank them for the day. All the necessary skills required for a successful career in politics.
Lohan most recently used Instagram to inform the world that she may run for presidency in 2020, but also came out in support of fellow celebrity, Kanye West's campaign. Girl, make your damn mind up. Lohan took care to mention Barack Obama, UNICEF, and a Kanye parody account that has posted three "Funny Kanye Memes!" She certainly isn't messing around here.
In a followup post, Lohan clarifies her objectives for her potential 2020 administration, accompanied with a photo of her and Kanye. Is she trying to tell us that Yeezy doesn't stand a chance against her? What tactics will she use to usurp his obvious victory?
For starters, Probable Future President Lohan demonstrates her mandate for racial equality with the use of the fist emoji in all skin colors. Lohan also notes that she wants to "take care of all of the children suffering in the world," as supposedly demonstrated by Queen Elizabeth's hospitality towards celebrity children. She might be the most socialist candidate yet.
If this means 2020 will turn into the Battle of Celebrities, bring it on. But what would be even better is Lohan as Kanye's running mate; just imagine those meetings. The star power will be unstoppable, and America will actually be great again.