Justin Bieber Is George Costanza Now

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In an interview with Access Hollywood due to air on Thursday 29th October, everyone's favorite Biebster is set to clear things up about the much-discussed intrusive photos of his member. The photos were taken while Justin Bieber was vacationing in Bora Bora with model Jayde Pierce, where the paparazzi is evidently even more aggressive than in America. He is also set to discuss his rebrand, relationship with Selena Gomez, and his supposed maturity, because 21-year-old man-children are very mature indeed.

Bieber expressed his grievances with host Billy Bush, saying "My first thing was like…how can they do this? Like, I feel super violated. Like, I feel like I can't step outside and feel like I can go outside naked. Like, you should feel comfortable in your own space… especially that far away."

Having prepared the perfect Seinfeldian response, however, Bieber additionally noted, "That was shrinkage for me." Okay. Whatever you say, darling.