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Last night marked an extremely important event in the American public's calendar — something that should have been made a public holiday in 2007, when Keeping Up With The Kardashians aired for the first time. It was Kim Kardashian's 35th birthday.
Eight months along in her pregnancy and looking fabulous as ever, America's Queen of Everything stepped out to a surprise birthday party thrown by her husband, Kanye West. The party was held at Westlake Cinepolis theater in Thousand Oaks, LA. Partying isn't exactly advised when you're this far along in your pregnancy, so King Kanye organized a screening of one of the several gratuitous Steve Jobs biopics.
Regardless of the movie choice, the Kardashian-Jenner clan have clearly been in talks about outfit choices prior to this event. The party — at least from the immediate family's perspective — was a neutral haven, there was not even a pink in sight. Baby bumps were provided on arrival, with pregnancy being the central theme. Kanye has done a wonder on this family, and therefore sucked the color out of their lives, but not from their souls, probably.
Here's what the guys and girls, minus Khloé, wore to the birthday party:
With flowing curls and an Hervé Leger skirt, Caitlyn's been taking style cues from a pre-Kanye Kim with this outfit.
Kendall is just so effortlessly cool, it hurts. Though abundant, those Dior So Real sunglasses complement her ripped white crop two piece — the nipple piercing peaking through is the icing on the cake.
10/21/15 - Kourtney Kardashian arrive at Kim’s birthday suprise party. pic.twitter.com/MezhS4pITC— Kim Kardashian West (@kuwtk32) October 21, 2015
Flying solo and looking like one hot mama, Kourtney is wearing a sporty take on something Kim would normally rock.
Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble/Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Caitlyn Jenner showed up to sh*t on Kris Jenner dressed to the nines for Kim’s Surpise Birthday Party at a movie th… pic.twitter.com/X4KwDEvCRs— #DigitalKingpins (@DigitalKingpins) October 22, 2015
The mother and daughter (and beaus) duo are in one category because the both have gone for an All Black Everything twinning approach, and it's sleek as hell.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Setting the twinning bar high for every lowly, mere mortal out there is the power couple of all power couples. Taking inspiration from a previous Maison Martin Margiela ensemble they wore during their wedding celebrations in Paris, Kimye were clad in the beige-est of beiges.