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Crucial Update

Justin Bieber Can't Dance Like Drake

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
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Poor Drake. After getting dumped by the girl of his dreams for some lame ass nerd, he is now the subject of Justin Bibble's mockery. Bieber; the good-for-nothing guy with the awful haircut.

While rounding up his Apology 2 Ü Tour 2015, Bieber did some press on Britain's Capital FM radio station on Ronan Kemp's show. Equipped with Toronto Raptors — the basketball team Drake is coincidentally the global ambassador/lint roller of — branded shorts, Bibbledy Bobbledy Boo demonstrated that in addition to not being able to skateboard, this boy cannot dance to save his life.

After being asked by Kemp whether could he do the "Hotline Bling" dance, Bieberzilla, in a totally planned in advance spur of the moment white boy dance off, performed his best Drake impression. The sad thing is, even the presenter dances much better than him. Drake's dance was charming because he is charming and adorably dorky, unlike Bieber.

The spectacle is far too cringeworthy to even look at, and Racked apologizes in advance for any trauma caused: