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Scott Disick Posts Nude of Kourtney Kardashian on Instagram

Scott and Kourtney at the launch of Kendall's Calvin Klein campagin
Scott and Kourtney at the launch of Kendall's Calvin Klein campagin
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This year has been a whirlwind for the Kardashians, maybe more so than any other. With Kourtney's baby, Caitlyn's transition, Kim's pregnancy, Kylie's lips and relationship— and then there's the Scott and Kourtney breakup mini-saga. After the paparazzi caught him getting cosy with 18-year-old models in fur coats, notorious substance abuser with extreme relationship commitment issues, Scott Disick, has posted a nude picture on Instagram. Based on our patented, highly evaluative Butt Analysis technology, we've determined that it's Kourtney Kardashian, his supposed ex-girlfriend and mother to his three children, in Vanity Fair.

Now that's 1 hot mama

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on

The couple have been in an on-again, off-again relationship since 2006, which the Kardashian family's pantheon of reality television shows has painstakingly documented. Disick captioned the photo "Now that's 1 hot mama" to much suspicion of Instagram's discerning double tappers. One user, vaffanculoxoruby, remarked, "It sure is 1 hot mama, too bad she ain't [sic] your hot mama anymore, Scotty."

Further high tech investigative journalism — or rather, obsessive watching of Keeping Up With the Kardashians — tells us that Disick's previous post was a shot from Kourtney's backyard with the caption "Top of the morning 2 ya."

Top of the morning 2 ya

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on

Why is Scott thirsting after Kourtney? What is the symbolism behind his gratuitous use of ones and twos? What is going on?! I guess we're going to find out on the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.