"Kim's face is a like a Duchamp urinal: In declaring itself as a kind of public art, it mocks and dares and provokes."
Finally, butt wrapping paper!
According to a new GQ profile, "Kim Kardashian West's boob is so soft it makes velvet feel like splinters."
Don't lie to us, GQ.
Included: baby Yeezys and a signed Ralph Lauren bomber.
Of course our generation's Marilyn (Kim K) was the first to test it out.
When it comes to their marriage, Kim and Kanye are in it to twin it.
What are YOU doing with your time here?
Why is Kanye wearing colored contacts?
Here's one thing we know about tonight's Met Gala, at least.
Lighting is key.
It's only a matter of time.
It's naked dress v. non-naked dress.
There are also shades inspired by Cindy Crawford and Nicola Kidman.
Even when the reality star isn't wearing an outfit she's still inspiring them